Llama's Lei

I recently found myself with $35 in non-refundable Fiverr credits. Some people would be upset by this. And I'm definitely one of them.

But when life gives you llamas, make lemonade. And so, when Phoenix's local Fox News affiliate broke the pressing story about two llamas on the run, I was reminded of my long-standing fondness for llamas.

If he were in Maui, he'd have a gorgeous lei on his neck and a pina colada nestled between his forelegs.

Surely, this is a task that the good folk at Fiverr could assist me with. And thus, I decided to make my dreams come true. I set off to Fiverr and designed a new brief!

I fucking love llamas. They are the best ungulate. And they're good for fiber, like, for knitting. And fiber sounds like fiver. Which is almost like fiverr, except spelt better. 

I especially love this llama: http://philip.greenspun.com/images/200404-ecuador-peru/200405-machu-picchu/llama-on-patio-3.4.jpg 

But dude needs a lei around his neck (like these: http://goo.gl/NOMnpY) 

And a fruity drink between his forelegs (like these: http://goo.gl/VFaWsZ) 

Could you photoshop an awesome lei and a tasty fruity drink onto/into this llama for me? What would you charge? 

Your camel-loving friend,
Colin

In no time at all, three Fiverrers set to work on the task. The source image:

The results:

To recap:

• The first two guys don't really have a solid grasp on the spatial relationship implied by "between his forelegs".
• The last guy inexplicably posted a caption on the image.
• Llamas are awesome.
• Fuck Fiverr.

PS - I have duly rated each of the 3 sellers as a 5-star seller.